Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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