Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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