I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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