shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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