would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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