i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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