Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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