Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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