I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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