I'm drive I can fine osifer
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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