Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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