if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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