Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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