so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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