Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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