What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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