You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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