Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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