Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i dont even know how to be here
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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