There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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