tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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