okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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