too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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