I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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