butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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