why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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