He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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