Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
