Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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