Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
whose parrot is this?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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