So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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