It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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