Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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