why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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