Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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