Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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