BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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