This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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