She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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