Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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