Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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