Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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