It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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