i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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