Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Randomize
