I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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