sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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