I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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