But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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