I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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