Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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