Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I could make wine with my vomit
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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