I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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