We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Randomize
