But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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