Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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